The Sports Athlete Curt Shilling Knows Just How Despised He Would Be As Replacement Ted Kennedy

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Sooverweight former baseball technician Curt Schilling will not be America's new beloved Republican Ted Kennedy after all. Here are the known conditions that might have been factors in his proto-failure:


  • He's not even actually a registered Republican, which many political Beltway D.C. Boston insiders speculated would interfere with his ability to run on the Republican ticket
  • Aggressive unpopularity

"Regardless of the amount of support and outreach that's been given to me, it just did not make sense," Schilling told someone at some point in response to all this. [CNN]

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