The States Where Americans Don't Want To Live Anymore! Tabs, Fri., April 17, 2020
That unemployment gig workers were supposed to get? About that ... — Politico
David Dayen got a bank to stop seizing people's corona stim checks! (The American Prospect)
Molly Jong-Fast thinks we need a present First Lady, but, like, why? (Daily Beast)
Amanda Marcotte calls the Michigan protesters a bunch of pussies. — Salon
Red state motherfucking asshole dicks. (Politico)
Oh, now they're scrambling to find tests, so Shithead can open the country back up. Because somehow they didn't matter before. (NBC)
Larry Hogan, Republican Maryland gov: Now is the worst possible time to reopen. — Talking Points Memo
Here's the White House guidelines for reopening, whatever, I'm not reading that fucking thing. (CNN)
Okay, people.com, I will meet Kizzmekia Corbett, the 34-year-old scientist who is leading the vaccine efforts, mostly because she is very beautiful.
There is a ... MAGA metal man? and he wants to fight Ice T, or Ice T wants to fight him? and he is yelling at First Amendment lawyers on twitter? Oh, who knows, but there are like NO FUCKING INTERESTING TABS IN THE WORLD TODAY, so here you go.
Well @metalsucks is getting sued for defamation and slander. I never challenged Ice T to a fight... This lie is goiâ�¦ https://t.co/7tUUMwj6XY— TRAPT (@TRAPT)1587060758.0
LOL Mark Meadows thought he'd be the chief of staff President Trump listened to LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. (NYT)
I used to call into radio stations and sound like this, but it was five in the morning and I was in college and on drugs.
I can't really put this into words https://t.co/DmCWNTEwCG— Jason Campbell (@Jason Campbell)1587070895.0
Oh good, this doctor who charges Medicaid for praying with patients is the anti-vaxxer Flathead County board of health member who thinks coronavirus deaths are a hoax, and she's right up the road from us in Montana, hooray! (Rolling Stone)
Hi meet this 150-feet-long sea creature that looks like silly string maybe? Cool. (New York Times)
You almost gotta admire this shameless stupid ugly crooked broey piece of shit.
Two days after then-Rep. Duncan Hunter (R-Calif.) announced he would resign from Congress after being convicted forâ�¦ https://t.co/91RXoJIA9m— Steven Shepard (@Steven Shepard)1586996508.0
Sorry, there is nothing interesting at all yestertoday, and [crabby whiny venting deleted, you are welcome] ok sorry sorry sorry bye.
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.