The Surge Worked: Cindy Sheehan Gives Up and Goes Back to Russia
Good news, troop-supporters: terrorist sympathizer and easily-caricatured symbol of the hysterical peacenik left Cindy Sheehan is retiring as official mascot of Not Liking War.
You weren't allowed to hate Cindy at first, because she was a mom and her son died in Iraq, but then America basically got sick of her. So, after mean bloggers left and right called her an "attention whore," she decided to answer with a lengthy open letter of resignation from a symbolic position posted as a DailyKos diary on Memorial Day.
This means that the War in Iraq was 100% justified.