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The United Nations Needs James Bond To Save The Day

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The UN is not doing its job right, jobs are becoming more neurotic, and Chinese bureaucrats are apparently the James Bonds of the East. Plus, it's my last day!

  • Rio+20 is not doing well and it's making the United Nations look bad because more people are dying from pollution and impure water than climate change. Yeah, yeah, the United Nations don't need any help in looking bad. I mean, have you seen their Tumblr? Ours is far superior. [Slate]
  • Here is an article about the future of work and how neurotic the job market is going to get. Did you know there was a job called a "paid grave site visitor"? We at Wonkette would say yes to that, but only if we had insurance against zombies. [The Atlantic]
  • Yes, we have evolved to eat meat. Suck it, vegetarians! Your conscious choice about your diet is silly because evolution says so! [NPR]
  • Finally, a new market in books is emerging in China about low-level bureaucrats. Obviously their lives are more intriguing than our low-level bureaucrats, who are just obsessed with keeping you from your doctor. [Foreign Policy]

And finally, it's my last day as intern, for the summer, at least. I'm working on a few projects now, including one about the fans of the Olympics, if you still want to follow me! But otherwise, it's been an education, a privilege, a pleasure, an honor, a delight, and some other stuff.

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Ann Coulter is not impressed with Donald Trump's presumptuous plan to stop ripping babies away from their mothers and sending them to infant prison. For quite a while, Ann has been obsessively lamenting the very idea that American people even have children to "fill their lives with joy," but now (lol, "now") Ann has shifted her rage to immigrant people. Every time you watch her waving her alien-length arms around in a ritualistic frenzy over how shitty liberals are, just remember that we have already seen the emptiness of her soul laid bare. Remember that time she wanted to eat your baby because you got a tax credit?

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It's just another Wednesday in an America that snatched kids from their parents and locked them up in old Walmarts. Trump just signed an unneeded executive order ending his heinous child separation policy, but his "the bad guy mobster in a mobster movie" tactics might've had some permanent damage. What remains of the shriveled-up soul of the grand old poor-screwing Republican party has finally had enough.

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