The Washington Football Team And Its Lawyers Are So Mean!
Sorry but this might be a "LOCALS ONLY" post and the rest of you are just going to have to deal with that, okay? Okay. PSST, HUMANS IN WASHINGTON: our local professional sports team, the Redskins, who play in Maryland, is the worst organization on Earth!
The Washington Post has an excellent (but long!) feature today about how, when season ticket holders with multi-year contracts default on their payments -- which happens quite often now due to the recent evaporation of all global wealth -- the Redskins lawyers immediately SUE THEIR KNICKERS OFF and always win and demand full repayment of the total cost of the contract (+ interest!) which forces all of these people into deep bankruptcies that fucking fuck them for the rest of their lives. And then they resell the season tickets, and the cycle starts anew! The point is: fuck this stupid team and their farty owner Dan Snyder, who is mean.