Kathleen Parker recalls a high school book report and undergoes a severe mental paroxysm during which she realizes that if it weren't for narcissists like her, bloggers would have piloted the planet into the sun by now.

Dick Cheney: he's in, he's out, he's in, he's out...why can't he be more like his daughter?

Peter Baker and Jim VandeHei look back on 2005 with selective remembrances and rose-colored glasses.

All dogs go to heaven, you know.

Maureen Dowd infuses inscrutability with epochal melodrama.

Hate to say I told you so, but we're not getting the government we wanted to get in Iraq.

George Bush ain't gonna take no more shit from tsunamis.

The Intelligent Designer doesn't have to be God, you know. Alien overlords who travel through time, why not?

The only losers in the stupid War On Christmas are the stupid people who ruined their own stupid Christmas by stupidly insisting that such a stupid war existed in the first place.


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