It takes work!

Rarely is the question asked, "What shakin' tunes does Donald Trump listen to when he's doing the exercises required to keep his figure in fightin' shape?" But President Barry O'Sexxxy is a different story! There are two true things about Obama, and one is he is sexy, and the other is he likes to share Spotify playlists of all the stuff he's listening to right now. Last time it was his summer jams, for his hot, hot days, and his even hotter nights.

Now we have his workout playlist! It contains quality music, and also one song that probably makes his girls like "NOBAMA NO NEVER, DAD." It's the very first song, by the Black Eyed Peas, which is a musical group that blows. #ThanksObamaNoThanksObama

But the rest of it is good! Here are the songs:

  1. The Black Eyed Peas - "Let's Get It Started" (Spike mix)
  2. Nina Simone - "Sinnerman"
  3. Sting - "If You Love Somebody Set Them Free"
  4. The Isley Brothers - "Live It Up, Pts. 1 & 2"
  5. Icona Pop - "Emergency"
  6. Forro In The Dark - "Perro Loco"
  7. Beyoncé - "Get Me Bodied" (extended mix)
  8. Jay-Z & Drake - "Off That"
  9. Bob Marley & The Wailers - "Could You Be Loved"
  10. Courtney Barnett - "Elevator Operator"

Are you listening to the music and pumping your bodies now, alongside the president? Obviously!

Seriously, though, we wonder what Trump listens to when he's exercising his tiny hands to warm them up for Twitter-yelling or groping (allegedly). Something like this?

"... My hands are small, I know, but they're not yours, they are my own ... "

BRB, Wonket just cracked ourselves up.

You obviously want a bonus video of Barry Bamz being cute, so here he is talking to the Benjamin Banneker Academic High School in Washington, DC, doing his best impression of his teenage daughters Malia and Sasha texting:

Here is video of that moment, should you be able to handle the cuteness WITH SOUND:

HMMM, let's see. You got a sexxxy workout playlist from the president, you got a surprise Dance Party post, and you got a hilarious new video of Barry texting like a 16-year-old girl. We're pretty sure we just gave you the greatest end of day funtimes post ever, ayup!

[Consequence Of Sound]

Evan Hurst

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