These Obama And Romney Collectibles Poop Candy, For Your Mouth

Are these election collectibles from "Political Poopers" worse than Hitler? MAYBE. We thought it would at least be toilet paper when we clicked on it, which is crass enough, but no, it is small Obama and Romney monsters. And they shit candy. From their butts. Which you then eat.

"I POOP CANDY" Obama screams. "I COME WITH CANDY TREATS" shouts Romney. We are done with all of you vulgar monsters. The Mayan apocalypse cannot come fucking soon enough.