Third Grade Is In The Tank
A New Mexican jihadist paintball terror squad caused nine-hundred and eleven 9/11s on the Straight Talk Express. [ Marc Ambinder ]
Confused ironist Sarah Palin used the secret alias "Tina Fey" to check into a hotel. [ Top of the Ticket ]
Palin did this interview called "Question from a Third Grader," in which she fielded technical, jargon-filled queries like "what does a Vice President do?" from journalistic heavyweight/eight-year-old Brandon Garcia, who's interviewed every Vice President since Richard Nixon. It was classic Gotcha Journalism, and all Palin could do was talk about how her second husband Piper asks her that all the time and spit out some garbled, half-English nonsense about gettin' in and helpin'. [ Daily Kos]
[WATCH THIS VIDEO, she will kill us all -- Ed.]
Her husband's infinity affairs was just one too many for Mrs. Terry Mahoney, who filed for divorce today. [ TPMMuckraker ]
OPRAH, a radical voter fraud advocacy organization, is producing a teevee infomercial for Obama. [ NRO The Corner ]
Here are Obama's and McCain's videos that will be subliminally advertised in Wal-Marts, to "Wal-Mart Moms," a nonexistent demographic. Obama talks about the economy, and McCain runs grainy black and white footage of himself being tortured seventysome years ago. [ The Caucus]