Third 'Indian Food Night At The White House' Party Crasher Identified!
Remember theunnamed party crasher who imperiled the planet by breaching White House security and entering a state dinner while smuggling genitals in his underwear? He has a name! Carlos Allen publishes and owns Hush magazine, a publication we have never heard of, and he has been interrogated several times by the Secret Service in conjunction with his alleged attendance at the highly exclusive White House Indian Food Night. The only thing that could make this story more terrifying is if this dangerous individual had been carrying five jars of honey. [CNN]