Barack Obama's "ancestors" in the quaint town of Kogelo, Kenya, deign to slaughter this beast if their favorite Luo Tribesman wins the U.S. presidential election. Now that the Bitters have more or less finished voting, everyone forward this post to every Bitter you know, along with scary comments like "THEY'RE COMING FOR YOU NEXT, BUBBA." It will scare the shit out of them, ha ha. Do it. [CNN]