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This Florida Life: Boca Raton Welcomes Republicans!

Hey look, it's teevee's Joe Scarborough! Wonkette operative Lauren Selsky has all these pictures and words from the very center of the Republican Universe, at least for the next two hours.


It's only 8 p.m., but so far I've seen a man wearing a globe outfit, girls in leotards cheering for Chris Matthews, the "Mitt-mobile," a plethora of senior citizens (we are in Boca, after all), and even Rudy Giuliani. He's a rather small man. And from the looks of it, he may have a slight case of scoliosis.

The Ron Paul "rally" was broken up, by anti-freedom forces. There were only about four people in attendance, anyway. No sign of the Ron Paul Blimp.

A couple of things for our visiting media people:

* It's pronounced Boca Ra-TONE, not Boca Ra-TAHN. Got it? Good.

* I don't care if you're tired and haven't been home for a month because you chose to make big money following these douchebags around the country. Be nice! Say "please," "thank you" and "excuse me." Do NOT yell at the volunteers, who are doing this for free. Show some appreciation!

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