This Is What Happens When There Are No Kennedys, However Marginal, For Massachusetts!
Residents of Massachusetts must decide who they like better: Scott Brown. Or Martha Coakley. [ Boston Globe ]
Many non-Haiti countries have issued a very generous "It's cool, no worries" in response to Haiti's debt. [ New York Times ]
Between 2002 and 2006, the FBI illegally listened to 2000 of your phone calls. It also got overly touchy-feely in bars, which you similarly resented. [ Washington Post ]
The massive flooding in California will continue through Thursday. It is likely Jeff Zucker's fault, somehow. [ Los Angeles Times ]
Upwards of 27 people died in Nigeria's recent Christians vs. Muslims fight. [ Wall Street Journal ]
Actual AP lede: "Historically, marriage was the surest route to financial security for women. Nowadays it's men who are increasingly getting the biggest economic boost from tying the knot, according to a new analysis of census data." [ AP ]