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This Is What Happens When There Are No Kennedys, However Marginal, For Massachusetts!

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  • Residents of Massachusetts must decide who they like better: Scott Brown. Or Martha Coakley. [Boston Globe]
  • Many non-Haiti countries have issued a very generous "It's cool, no worries" in response to Haiti's debt. [New York Times]
  • Between 2002 and 2006, the FBI illegally listened to 2000 of your phone calls. It also got overly touchy-feely in bars, which you similarly resented. [Washington Post]
  • The massive flooding in California will continue through Thursday. It is likely Jeff Zucker's fault, somehow. [Los Angeles Times]
  • Upwards of 27 people died in Nigeria's recent Christians vs. Muslims fight. [Wall Street Journal]
  • Actual AP lede: "Historically, marriage was the surest route to financial security for women. Nowadays it's men who are increasingly getting the biggest economic boost from tying the knot, according to a new analysis of census data."  [AP]
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Ann Coulter is not impressed with Donald Trump's presumptuous plan to stop ripping babies away from their mothers and sending them to infant prison. For quite a while, Ann has been obsessively lamenting the very idea that American people even have children to "fill their lives with joy," but now (lol, "now") Ann has shifted her rage to immigrant people. Every time you watch her waving her alien-length arms around in a ritualistic frenzy over how shitty liberals are, just remember that we have already seen the emptiness of her soul laid bare. Remember that time she wanted to eat your baby because you got a tax credit?

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It's just another Wednesday in an America that snatched kids from their parents and locked them up in old Walmarts. Trump just signed an unneeded executive order ending his heinous child separation policy, but his "the bad guy mobster in a mobster movie" tactics might've had some permanent damage. What remains of the shriveled-up soul of the grand old poor-screwing Republican party has finally had enough.

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