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Three CNN Headlines: Eat Your Heart Out

Oh CNN, what would we do on slow news days without you?


Remember the German cannibal story that we mentioned earlier today? This headline now appears on the CNN main page:

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Funny, they usually are. And on the jump page, this headline:

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As opposed to all those non-perverse, totally ordinary cannibals.

Finally, this subhed is priceless:

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Somehow we don't think this helped his case very much. But it took some real chutzpah to offer the argument.

'Perverse' Cannibal Killer Gets Life [CNN]

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