Here is a video of a three-year-old girl being sexually assaulted at the airport. This disturbing grope-a-thon was caught on camera more than a year ago, but it has since resurfacedonthe "Internet blogosphere" (ew) because apparently Americans are tired of being sexually humiliated by the brain-dead vulgarians who are supposed to keep us safe, and not molest us. Something like that! Anyway:

Yup. Gotta stop flying. Walk, it's better for you.