* Heard on the Hill:Ron Wyden expecting twins... Rahm Emanuel makes a vaguely racy DC Madam joke... Softball beef apparently over, everyone friends again.. Jim Gilmore's campaign stole Wesley Clark's logo, embarrassing delusions. [Roll Call]

* Reliable Source: How did various people get into dinner with the Queen? If helps if the Vice President shoots a dude on your ranch. Or if you're a billionaire. Or Peyton Manning. [WP]

* Yeas and Nays: McClean residents, having won the fight against airplane noise, turn their attention to helicopters. Rich people will not be mildly irritated on their watch! ... People who didn't get invited to the Queen party went to Milano instead... Air Force Two playing movies about deadly plane crashes now. [Examiner]

* Shenanigans:Jack Valenti'sreal funeral is tonight... DC madam's clients desperate for more publicity... John Roberts and Kiran Chetry -- apparently people care about them! ... McCain staffers furiously sending out resumes. [Politico]

* The Sleuth: Commerce Secretary Carlos Gutierrez asks that everyone go to Iraq please. [WP]