Tim Pawlenty, the Minnesota governor who wants to be president but is incapable of making anyone care about him, ever, was so jealous of Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann's CURRENT & ACTUALLY HAPPENING RIGHT NOWdeath rally that he stone cold invited himself and fuckin' bought the website BachmannRally.com, putting his own stupid logo over it. Doesn't he realize that he lacks a vagina?

You can watch the live stream of this *through* Tim Pawlenty's website, and it might surprise you to hear that personal information will be collected in return, for this nobody-mooch's upcoming loss to both Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann in the 2012 presidential primary.

Best to just stay tuned to Wonkette for attendee reports (MASSIVE FUCKING JOURNALISM) and YouTubes and god knows what.

UPDATE: Fuck Wonkette and Tim Pawlenty; just go to the Star Tribune's live stream!

[BachmannRally]