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The Twitters bring us this adorbs little girl in a pantsuit, all dressed up -- with headband! -- to get her copy of the picture-book version of It Takes A Village signed by Hillary Clinton in Brooklyn. She's probably getting What Happened for her birthday.

Not only did the original tweet by former Clinton campaign "director of production" Greg Hale go viral-ish, it got retweeted by Hillz Herself:

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We have no idea whether the little girl in the pantsuit has any idea who Hillary Clinton is, but we bet she'll be pretty chuffed to have this pic when she's older. It also reminded us of THIS photo from 2014, when a 10-year-old named Macy Friday met Clinton in Denver and Freaked Right Out, joyously:

As we said at the time, that right there is a genuine “I got a puppy, no, TWO puppies!” face.

What we are getting at is that Hillary Clinton and little kids go together almost as well as Barack Obama and little kids. Almost. And if you want a caption for both photos, you could do worse than that line from Clinton's concession speech, UGH:

"To all the little girls watching...never doubt that you are valuable and powerful & deserving of every chance & opportunity in the world."

Yeah, we still like her. It is now your OPEN THREAD. GIVE US MONEY!

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On Saturday, Glenn Greenwald saw a story in the New York Times about how the US is mucking around in Russia's power grid in a show of power:

In interviews over the past three months, [current and former US] officials described the previously unreported deployment of American computer code inside Russia's grid and other targets as a classified companion to more publicly discussed action directed at Moscow's disinformation and hacking units around the 2018 midterm elections.

So Glenn Greenwald, being a total Glenn Greenwald, used that moment to defend his president, Donald J. Trump, because OMG it is just crazy that the liberals and the Deep State and the Rachel Maddow think Trump is some kind of puppet of Vladimir Putin, just because he constantly acts like a puppet of Vladimir Putin.

HAW HAW, LIBS OWNED! Isn't Donald Trump always saying nobody's tougher on Russia than he is? Glenn Greenwald agrees that nobody is tougher on Russia than Donald Trump, because Donald Trump says so.

As Aaron Rupar from Vox points out, this tweet from Donald Trump arrived just about eight hours later ...

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