Remember, sweetie, that Donnie kid has a big mouth but you're smarter.
The Twitters bring us this adorbs little girl in a pantsuit, all dressed up -- with headband! -- to get her copy of the picture-book version of It Takes A Village signed by Hillary Clinton in Brooklyn. She's probably getting What Happened for her birthday.
Not only did the original tweet by former Clinton campaign "director of production" Greg Hale go viral-ish, it got retweeted by Hillz Herself:
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We have no idea whether the little girl in the pantsuit has any idea who Hillary Clinton is, but we bet she'll be pretty chuffed to have this pic when she's older. It also reminded us of THIS photo from 2014, when a 10-year-old named Macy Friday met Clinton in Denver and Freaked Right Out, joyously:
As we said at the time, that right there is a genuine “I got a puppy, no, TWO puppies!” face.
What we are getting at is that Hillary Clinton and little kids go together almost as well as Barack Obama and little kids. Almost. And if you want a caption for both photos, you could do worse than that line from Clinton's concession speech, UGH:
"To all the little girls watching...never doubt that you are valuable and powerful & deserving of every chance & opportunity in the world."
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[ Hillary Clinton on Twitter]
yep.
And I just discovered that my normally very-liberal father is opposed to the sportsballer protests. I told him his disappointed that made me. And he couldn’t come up with a single rational reason why that protest ‘wasn’t right.’