* Chuck Schuman is still promoting Positively American. This book tour is the song that never ends. He'll be at the Sixth & I Historic Synagogue in Chinatown. Free at 7PM. [P&P]

* There's no competing with the original Wonkette, Ana Marie Cox, who'll talk about her novel Dog Days at Olsson's in Dupont Circle. Free at 7PM. [Olsson's]

* Young Members Happy Hour at the National Press Club. Free food, cash bar and life changing career advancement at 7PM. [NPC]