To Do: Hey! Don't Be Mad, Don't Get Mean
- Local last comic standing at the DC Improv. Don't worry, we're pretty sure Matt Cooper won't be there. $12 at 8:30PM. [DC IMprov]
- Lyle Lovett and his Large Band at Wolf Trap. No promises about Matt Cooper. $22-40 at 8PM. [Wolf Trap]
- Female arm wrestling at Palace of Wonders. Idiotic, sure, but the winner gets a $50 tab. 10:30PM. [Palace of Wonders]
- More from the LOC's tribute to Bob Hope: The Ernie Kovacs Show and The Steve Allen Show with Lenny Bruce and the 3 Stooges. Lenny's stint with the Stooges was brief, but memorable for Larry's still unsettling disquisition on the erotic possibilities of an eye-poke. Free at 7PM. [LOC]
