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Todd Palin E-Mails Joe Miller, Orders Him To Endorse Wife For President

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Oh no! It's the Mama Grizzly's husband, Anger Bear! "Sarah spent all morning working on a Face book post for Joe, she won't use it, not now." Aww, the poor thing, slaving away on a status update for someone she thought was afriend. This is from an e-mail Todd Palin sent Joe Miller on September 19, in which Todd rips Joe Miller for not endorsing Sarah for president when Miller was asked if she was qualified for the job. Well, yeah, obviously she is qualified. Look at all that effort she puts into writing her "Face book" posts.


Here's Todd's full e-mail (PDF):

Joe and Tim,

>

>

> Hold off on any letter for Joe. Sarah put her ass on the line for Joe

> and yet he can't answer a simple question " is Sarah Palin Qualified

> to be President". I DON'T KNOW IF SHE IS.

>

> Joe, please explain how this endorsement stuff works, is it to be

> completely one sided.

>

> Sarah spent all morning working on a Face book post for Joe, she won't

> use it, not now.

>

> Put yourself in her shoe's Joe for one day.

>

> Todd

> Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T

When someone endorses you for Senate, you have to endorse that person for president, even if that person is unelectable and unemployed. Obviously Joe Miller has no idea how hard it is to post a status update on Facebook. [The Mudflats]

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