Tom DeLay To Perform Sexy Dance Moves On Teevee
When you stop to think about it, the only thing preventing Tom DeLay from replacing Karen Finley as the world's greatest performance artist is the fact that he has never publicly shot yams out of his ass. But now he's doing the next best thing, which isparticipating in the hit weight-loss/salsa competition for pudgy Republicans, Dancing with the Stars.
That is not even a joke. Tom DeLay will appear on the next season of DWTS, the same show that briefly made Tucker Carlson famous.
Meanwhile, Rod Blagojevich can't even appear on that dumb Costa Rica show where they eat snakes for breakfast. This just goes to show you how much the world hates Democrats.
Anyway, catch the dancing fever! The next season premieres Monday, September 21st at 8pm Eastern.