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Tom Ridge Stepping Down: STOP THE F*CKING PRESSES!

Are we the only ones who find it interesting that Tom Ridge stepped down as Homeland Security while Bush was in Canada? Huh? Yeah? Right?


Okay, maybe "interesting" is too strong a word. His departure was expected, he's not exactly Mr. Popularity, yadda yadda yadda. Or, as we heard one anchor try valiantly to place Mr. Ridge in the colorful tapestry of White House history: "Well, he was the first Secretary of Homeland Security, and of course his main contribution was the terror alert color-coded chart." Yup. Also worth noting: No further terrorist attacks under his watch! Suddenly, he seems very presidential. . . though rumor has it he left because he never mastered the pronunciation of Lambeau field.

Ridge Resigns as U.S. Secretary of Homeland Security [Bloomberg]

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I wasn't ready for Koko the gorilla to die. She was just 46, so still young well past the upper age limit for a gorilla, but I'll miss her. She loved cats, told mildly amusing jokes, and put up with people, so she was a lot like your weird aunt.

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Donald Trump held one of his televised cabinet meetings today in which he railed about the terrible Democrats who forced the current border crisis (at a time when illegal border crossings are actually lower than usual). In what's sure to be his favorite phrase on Twitter for the next few days, Trump blamed "extremist open-border Democrats" for all the problems he brought on himself with his family separation policy, and explained that Democrats were simultaneously hurting illegal immigrants AND the rest of America by forcing Normal America to accept Central Americans who fled to the US. It made loads of sense! And then things got ... less so.

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