Tommy Thompson Appoints Colin Powell to be Secretary of the State of Make-Believe

Tommy Thompson announced in Iowa last night that in his imaginary administration, he would appoint Colin Powell to be Secretary of State again. Because that worked out so well the last time!

Colin Powell, of course, hadn't been consulted about any of this, but it doesn't really matter as it's all in the elaborate fantasy world of a deluded man-child anyway. Other picks for the Thompson cabinet:

* Secretary of Transportation: Spider-man.

* HUD Secretary: Ghost Rider

* Secretary of the Interior: Abraham Lincoln

* Secretary of Time Travel: Mr. Peabody

* Secretary of Agriculture: Mr. Peanut

* Defense Secretary: Spider-man 3

Thompson cites Powell as potential secretary of state [Iowa Politics]


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