Too Bad Conan O'Brien Won't Be Joking About The 'Salami Recall' On TV Tonight
People got all mad at President Obama waiting three days to make a statement about the Underpants Bomber, so they will no doubt beinfuriatedthat it took Osama bin Laden a wholemonth.[ New York Times ]
In other Al Qaeda news, militants belonging to this organization bombed a checkpoint in Yemen. [ Reuters ]
Thank Sweet Suffering Christ on a Popsickle Stick that some senators bravely came out over the weekend and said they'd support a second term for Fed chairman Ben Bernanke, because otherwise the stock market might have continued to decline slightly, which would have been DISASTER. [ FOXBusiness ]
Q. Why is it so difficult to pass a healthcare bill even though both the Senate and House have already approved similar versions of the thing? A. Good question! [ Los Angeles Times ]
This article on the salami recall has an extremely helpful diagram showing where diarrhea goes. [ dBTechno ]
The government is about to end several key programs propping up the mortgage markets, which means WHEEEE another wave of foreclosures and bankruptcies and DOOM. [ Washington Post ]