Top Pundit Declares Obama Therapy Session A Victory, For America
While you people were quick to declare today'sBaltimore Blabfest (our alliterative powers suck right now, please help?) to be the greatest moment in Obama history and a righteous victory for truth and Hope etc., we refused to make any verdicts before reading what flush-faced Buffalo dauphin Luke Russert had to say, on Twitter.
Today's events gave him a massive America Boner, hooray! Sigh of relief, people.
But what about those of us who despise American democracy? Who cares! It was just an elite bunch of powerful people debating; had nothing to do with democracy. Everyone and everything wins! The unemployed win. The deficits win. Targeted tax cuts win. (That's everyone and everything, right?)
Today we are all Luke Russert's Boner.