Now that the GOP kidlets have had their fun at the undercard debate for undercard losers who are never gonna be president, it's time to watch the grown-up Republican losers who are never gonna be president steal grain from Ben Carson's pyramid.

Will there be questions? Will they be hard? Will they be too hard? Will there be math and science and history and geography? Or will there just be shouty-face yelling at The Unfair Liberal Media and Starbucks, for murdering Christmas? Let's find out!

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