* Reliable Source: German ambassador Klaus Scharioth gets his ride pimped with hydrogen... Celeb guests announces for Howard University's homecoming... Is Bono ever going to leave?... Ellen DeGeneres gives Ballou High School some dough. [WP]
* Yeas and Nays: What's more fun than a mock constitution convention?... National Press Club celebrates cartoonists... George Washington's whiskey goes for $35,000... Chris Matthews is going to have an awkward debate on Tuesday. [Examiner]
* Shenanigans: What's happening to Fox News?... Brad Pitt wants to bring sexy back to the White House. [Politico]
