Six men and women wearing "ghoulish makeup" for a Zombie Dance Party were arrested in downtown Minneapolis on suspicion of toting "simulated weapons of mass destruction." They wore backpacks with "wires sticking out, making it look like a bomb, while meandering and dancing to music."
Police Inspector Janee Harteau said police were on high alert "because they'd gotten a bulletin about men who wear clown makeup while attacking and robbing people in other states."
If you live in DC or NY and want that 40% of anti-terrorism money back really badly, this badly...
Rep. Peter T. King (R-NY): "It's a knife in the back to New York, and I'm going to do everything I can to make them very sorry they made this decision,"
...get cracking on an Evite for a city-wide Zombie Dance Party.
