Matt Lauer asked John McCain three tough, hard-hitting questions on The Today Show's Lightning Round this morning. Yep, Iraq, Immigration, and Campaign Finance Reform, three of the issues troubling McCain's campaign the most these days... were not asked about, and instead we got Barry Bonds, Don Imus, and... Facebook? That is a tough question only because WALNUTS has no clue what a "Facebook" is.

McCain, sharp-shootin' straight-talker that he is, promises the American people that, as President, he would indeed look at his daughter's profile if she left it open on the computer. Then he would read her diary and make fun of her for liking that dorky boy who writes poetry and listens to The Cure.