TripAdvisor Advises Laura Ingraham To Take A Long Trip To GO FUCK YOURSELF
Dunno, Laura Ingraham, why DO YOU deliver such shitty content? Also, your 'content' is repulsive to WAY more than half the country. Also, if you're curious how long it takes to get a screengrab of Laura Ingraham with that shitty of a look on her face, the answer is VERY FEW SECONDS.
This morning, we told you about how Laura Ingraham is a loud-mouthed fucking ass stain (edge of your seat breaking news right there) who needs to shut the fuck up about the Parkland students. We know, it's literally killing gun-humping conservatives right now that common decency says they shouldn't attack minor children who just survived a mass school shooting, but oh well, life is just tough like that sometimes.
What was particularly hilarious about Ingraham's attack on David Hogg was that she was accusing him of "whining" about not getting into all the colleges on his list, considering conservatives' long history of saying conservative white kids (like that mediocre girl in Texas) who don't get into college are victims of reverse racism and affirmative action, when the truth is that some of those conservative white kids just suck. Meanwhile, Hogg, who with his AP-weighted 4.2 GPA and 1270 SAT has much better academic credentials than that mediocre white girl in Texas (3.59 GPA in high school, 1180 SATs), really wasn't whining about not getting into every school on his list, he just said it's kinda no fun getting rejection letters while all this is going on. Getting into college is really competitive these days. These kids know that. They're tough.
And Laura Ingraham made fun of him, because Laura Ingraham is, again, a loud-mouthed fucking ass stain.
And so it was that David Hogg used his smarts to tweet this:
And wouldn't you know it, but two of those companies have already responded! One is Rachael Ray's Nutrish dog food brand, which is canceling its ads on the Laura Ingraham show, because we guess dog food doesn't like loud-mouthed fucking ass stains like Laura Ingraham:
Hell yeah, Nutrish! You stand up for those kids, against loud-mouthed fucking ass stains!
Also gone? TripAdvisor!
(FULL DISCLOSURE: Wonkette did not get paid to say "Hell yeah, Nutrish!" but we are not against getting paid to say that. TripAdvisor is free to send us coupons and stuff if they want, also too.)
For the record, Ingraham has just taken to Twitter to "apologize." Guess she doesn't like being canceled by dog food:
Oh FUCK OFF. "In the spirit of Holy Week"? Jesus didn't die on the cross so Laura Ingraham could be a fucking dick to a child and then say sorry when advertisers start running. And she wants to talk about David Hogg's "poise"? The newly risen Jesus gonna be POISED to break His holy foot off in Laura Ingraham's ass for using His name in vain like that.
Now, there are 11 other companies on that list, so it is time for them to follow suit, because fuck that "apology." Please cancel Laura Ingraham, so we can make the following headlines about Laura Ingraham, loud-mouthed fucking ass stain, come true:
- Laura Ingraham Canceled By Mattresses (Sleep Number)
- Laura Ingraham Canceled By Obamaphones (AT&T)
- Arby's Finds Something Grosser Than Arby's, And It Is Laura Ingraham (Arby's)
- Wayfair, You Got Just What I Need, And It Sure As Hell Isn't Laura Ingraham! (Wayfair)
- Bayer Cures Biggest Headache Of All, And It Is Laura Ingraham (Bayer)
And also headlines about the other companies on there that we didn't feel like creating headlines for!
Get to it, COMPANIES! Make like a Nutrish and delete Laura Ingraham!
UPDATE: Wayfair, You Got Just What I Need, And It Sure As Hell Isn't Laura Ingraham is now a valid headline!
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