You will all be glad to learn Donald Trump's campaign has finally disavowed the support of one (1) person caught on camera shouting "Jew S-A! Jew S-A! Jew S-A!" at reporters covering a Trump rally in Phoenix, while the rest of the crowd chanted "USA! USA!" the way a proper American ought. The unknown gentleman, wearing a "Hillary for Prison" t-shirt from the Alex Jones line of fine menswear, was recorded by Nick Corasanti of the New York Times -- or as those wits at Stormfront like to call it, the "Jew York Times" -- and the video quickly went viral, prompting two sets of responses from Trump supporters: 1) Obviously a Hillary Clinton plant, because James O'Keefe said so and 2) He's right, Jew know, the Jews DO run everything!!!!!

Surprisingly, no one pedantically noted that, as an all-Aryan organization, the S.A. wouldn't have admitted Jews in the first place, duh. Do we commie liberals have to do all your homework, you dumb brownshirts?

While in the middle of ranting, the gentleman also spat on NBC's Ali Vitali and explained the press is the enemy. As seen in the video, he closed his impromptu oration with "We're run by the Jews, OK? YEAH!" You know, unless the lying media made it all up in coordination with the Clinton campaign.

Needless to say, Trump "campaign manager" Kellyanne Conway was simply aghast when shown the video:

While rejecting Jake Tapper's suggestion that anti-Semites and racists are commonly Trump supporters -- really, you have to evaluate each person on an individual basis, not make generalizations simply based on the vast number of Pepe the Frog memes used by mere thousands of Trumpers -- Conway did at least agree that at long last, there was indeed a deplorable person at a Trump rally:

That man’s conduct was deplorable. And had I been there, I would have asked security to remove him immediately.

But just the one, dear. And he wouldn't even fit in a basket, for heaven's sake, so if you people in the Jews-media are going to get all upset, you should be offended by Hillary Clinton for insulting a huge swath of Americans, shame on her.

[wonkbar]<a href=""></a>[/wonkbar]So now the Trump has condemned that guy, and also David Duke (who may or may not be "deplorable"), so you people just stop complaining Trump somehow is associated with the "alt-right," OK? And if some other racist guy who isn't Donald Trump says a racist thing at a Trump rally, then Conway will carefully assess whether to condemn that person, too.

[Nick Corasanti on Twitter / CNN / Guardian / Buzzfeed]

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Robbin Young. Fair use so we can all see the boob picture she sent to her 12 true loves.

Robbin Young starred in the Roger Moore masterpiece For Your Eyes Only as the seventh female lead, "Girl in Flower Shop." She also starred in a bunch of Playboys, and the DM's of a humble Romanian hacker who stole her heart. But he was not a humble Romanian hacker, he was 12 Russian military intelligence officers in a trench coat. And now Young has shared those DMs and pictures of her buzzies with the Sun, because that's the one that's fookin' classy.

See how she loved! See how Guccifer ghosted her ass! See how she loves him (them) still! See how she was all up in Seth Rich and shit! (We think Young's judgment might not be awesome.) Also she wrote this "erotic poem," and we're going to need you to read it.

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And now it is time for your weekly reminder that in the Trump era, FUCKING APESHIT OUTRAGE WORKS.

On Monday, Donald Trump, the transactional president who for some godforsaken reason sees Vladimir Putin has his one true father, discussed making an Art Of The Deal with Russia that involved letting Robert Mueller interrogate the Russian spies who hacked America in 2016 (with Russian supervision, of course, in Russia) in exchange for sending Putin whichever American citizens hurt Putin's poor fragile butthurt pansy-ass feelings the past several years. One of Putin's targets is Michael McFaul, the former ambassador to Russia, whom Putin just hates. Hillary Clinton isn't on the official list yet, but give it a few weeks.

On Wednesday, Sarah Huckabee Sanders looked at reporters and told them Trump's people were considering the idea, but hadn't decided yet, because it's so hard for the Trump administration to decide how many treasons to do per week.

But hooray! The White House has decided that, after literally every American with a patriotic bone in his or her body said, "THE FUCK YOU SAY," they will not send Americans to Putin's gulag after all. The Washington Post reports:

The White House announced Trump's opposition Thursday as the Senate prepared to vote on a resolution telling the president not to honor Putin's request, which would have exposed former U.S. ambassador Michael McFaul, among others, to Russian questioning.

"It is a proposal that was made in sincerity by President Putin, but President Trump disagrees with it," White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders said in a statement.

Oh my fucking Lord, Shuckabee, did you really type that Putin's offer was "sincere," or did Donald grab the statement after you finished with it and add those words in illiterate Sharpie in the margins, along with "DOES NOT MEAN PUTIN IS NOT MY BEST FRIEND" and "NO COLLUSION"?

By the way, that resolution passed the Senate with flying colors:

WOMP WOMP, Trump! Sorry American freedom and democracy stepped all over your dick again! Guarantee it's gonna happen again! Go fuck yourself! Enjoy the 48 Big Macs you have for dinner tonight! Don't talk directly into the soccer ball Putin gave you, 'less you want it to talk back to you in Russian!

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