Trump Faves 'MAGAPill,' Which Knows Hillary Molested An Underage Girl, A Thing That Definitely Happened
This thing is great for twitter reception
Donald Trump had more stupid thoughts over the weekend, which was not surprising since those are the only kind he has. Among other things, he explained why the Senate needs an accused child molester in office and claimed Time magazine had hinted he might be "Man (Person) of the Year,” but it was too much trouble to bother with. (Time said nahh, not true.) And of course, he said CNN is the worstest fake news ever, because it's bad for America:
CNN's PR department explained CNN's job is to report the news, not tell the world what a swell guy Trump is, as if that mattered. But Trump wasn't finished -- he wished that more news outlets would follow the lead of some idiot website and say only nice things about Trump on Twitter:
So this MAGAPill place must be a pretty great website, huh? You bet they are! They're such a terrific place that after Trump retweeted them, their site crashed, no doubt due to the efforts of evil hackers who don't want the truth about Trump's achievements to be known. They were soon back up with a huge list of everything Trump has accomplished, or at least the positive economic stats that have been reported even though Trump hasn't actually gotten Congress to pass anything other than repeals of Obama rules.
Oh, and the site's Twitter feed sure is full of nutso conspiracy theories. There's a little of everything! There's the insistence that Lady Gaga is a "spirit cooker" -- a reference to one of the crazier parts of the already crazy #pizzagate conspiracy theory (tl;dr version: idiots decided that some odd performance art was a freaky Satanic child-murder ritual, because isn't everything?)
Yes, they see Globalists everywhere. At least "MAGAGaga" makes a good sound effect. Oh, and what Globalist plot was she "presiding over"? A fundraiser for hurricane relief -- those monsters!
But wait! There's more! MAGApill also tweeted this except from a Facebook video by "investigative journalist" Liz Cronkin, who happens to know that the FBI found a Real Sex Video of Hillary Clinton molesting an underage girl -- a file from Anthony Weiner's laptop, obviously:
Mere reality: Newsweek reported in October on a Russian troll video purporting to show Clinton sexing a black guy, and it was so bad even one of the Russian guys who helped produce it called it "so ridiculous that 'no one will believe that.'" Obviously, explains Cronkin, that's just the Deep State media trying to get ahead of the imminent release of the real tape of Hillary sexing a child. You see, THEY think Americans are dumb enough to believe in "Russian trolls" instead of the obvious fact that most of DC's power elite is running a child sex ring. You know, kidnapping hundreds, maybe thousands of children for Satanic ritual abuse that has somehow left no evidence, no traumatized victims/survivors, no bodies, no trail of missing children reports, and which operates so openly that lunatics on Facebook can describe it in detail while law enforcement is completely unaware of it. That, or law enforcement is in on it, which would explain why there's no evidence -- the cover-up is just that good.
The genius running MAGAPill -- he says he's just one guy -- also hints that the Las Vegas massacre was a huge conspiracy, and tweeted this "Interesting 'Flow Chart' of #TheSwamp," which manages to throw together just about every conspiracy you can think of, and some you may not have considered:
No idea where it originated, but it has a bit of every rightwing conspiracy -- George Soros! Satanic ritual abuse! HAARP weather control! False flag mass shootings! "Rogue elements of the CIA/Mossad" (which are obviously the same thing)! And of course all the secret societies, "certain bloodline families" who control the banks, and CERN, the particle accelerator guys, whose logo is actually "666":
In a hilarious series of Tweets, the guy running MAGApill insists that he's not an anti-Semite, a white nationalist, or a Russian bot -- as if it were even possible for a Russian bot to be those other things, get real -- and also that Lady Gaga REALLY WAS at a "spirit cooking" event: "there are photos of her online everywhere. Read the Podesta emails." Also, he never said he believed that flowchart, just that it was "interesting," so there.
So yeah, there's your presidential-endorsed journalism: CNN is bad for America, one loon with a website and a Twitter account is truly the sort of thing the lamestream media ought to emulate.
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