2020 (pic stoled from Gillibrand's Twitter)

Know how we said Sarah Huckabee Sanders had a weird press briefing on Monday? She's gonna have another weird briefing today, assuming she does one. Because this happened:

Oh, Donald! You glorious fucking idiot! On the day when Alabama's making its final decision on whether to vote for a sexual predator, a decision that will hinge on turn-out from African-Americans and pissed off women, you LITERALLY TWEETED that the wonderful, highly respected female senator from New York BEGS you for campaign contributions (and would do anything for them, by which you, the president, mean she is willing to fuck or blow you for them). You did this in the middle of the #MeToo awakening, when women are not fucking taking it anymore.

And, you fucking moron, you also took Kirsten Gillibrand's bait. We will 'splain in one sec, but first, Gillibrand has responded on Twitter:

Maggie Haberman gives a little context on what part of Gillibrand's day Donald Trump was interrupting, so she could type that reply on Twitter:

And in case you are NEW AT LIFE and wondering whether Donald Trump was even telling the truth:

When we said Trump had taken Gillibrand's bait (LIKE A IDIOT), we were referring to how on Monday, she loudly called on him to resign right the fuck now, because of the multitudes of women credibly accusing him of sexual harassment and abuse. And boy oh boy, the thin-skinned rectal stain in the Oval Office -- or to be clear, lounging around in his underpanties in the White House residence, because lazy ass doesn't go to work that early in the morning -- couldn't stand it. So he, predictably, picked up his Obamaphone and set his meat fingers to Twitter-raging.

To be clear, this may be the dumbest and most ill-advised fight the man has ever started, and that's saying something.

In part, this is a typically stupid lie from Trump. He always likes to claim people are in his office BEGGING him for endorsements or contributions. And it's typical that Trump, in the face of a strong woman demanding his orange shithole face resign from office, would fall back on being a sexist pig, because he doesn't have the mental capacity to say anything better.

But it's funny because, if you are not familiar with Senator Gillibrand, this is her fucking issue. Gillibrand has been fighting the fight on sexual harassment and abuse, particularly in the military, for years, and sometimes she's been a lone voice in the darkness. But now here we are, and literally the entire universe is waking up to the problem, men are losing their careers over it, and the burnt-steak-eating, pussy-grabbing, Twitter-shitting elephant in the room is that the president, Donald Trump, is an admitted sexual predator.

What's that old expression about bringing a knife to a gun-fight? We should make up a new version about how you shouldn't bring your tiny pathetic orange puss-grabbing hands to a Kirsten Gillibrand fight.

So "Morning Joe" was awesome after Trump tweeted that. Want to watch Mika Brzezinski literally yell at the TV camera, reserving much of her ire for Sarah Huckabee "Poot Lips" Sanders, the press secretary who, just yesterday, essentially said Bitches Be Lyin' about her beloved boss, Donald Trump? Yeah, let's watch that:

I just want to say something beyond the fact that is reprehensible that the president of the United States would say something so derogatory and disgusting about a woman. We’re not surprised, Mr. President, you do it all the time. You treat women terribly and you treat the women around you even worse. You treat women like punching bags because it’s fun for you, because you are intimidated by women. That’s your problem, OK, but for the people who work for you, you need to act. Sarah Huckabee Sanders, good luck today in the briefing! DON'T LIE. And do not defend the president of the United States for what he did. If you do ... you should resign.

Brzezinski later addressed West Wing staffers, saying, "If your day is not consumed by getting him to take down that tweet, please leave. You're worth nothing. You don't care about this country. You don't care about women." And the rest of the women on "Morning Joe" took it from there!

And in case Press Secretary Poot Lips didn't hear her, Brzezinski doubled down on Twitter:

Oh Donald Trump. You done stepped the fuck in it this time.

Have a fun day, Mister President Guy!

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I'd mentioned this week that there's definitely probably a tape out there of Donald Trump referring to a black person as a "nigger," because Trump is a racist and that's sort of what they do. Sarah Huckabee Sanders won't even affirmatively deny such a tape exists, and she's from the "two plus two equals five" school of communications management. I also speculated that once the tape was released, Republican supporters of the president would flock to defend his vile words: "Hey, if you rearrange the letters in "nigger," you get "ginger" and who doesn't like redheads and the occasional Dark 'n' Stormy?"

The shameful display has already started and the supposed recording isn't even available for pre-order on iTunes. Georgia State Senator Michael Williams stated in appearance on CNN's "New Day Saturday" that if Trump -- who's the president, by the way -- did say "nigger," it would certainly concern him as an "individual" but "not necessarily as a person that is running our country." So, uh, what the hell is that? This has been a standard argument from Republicans ever since Trump crawled his way out of the sewers of birtherism and onto a major political stage: "We think Trump is a terrible human being -- seriously, we have to shower immediately after meeting with him -- but we still think he's a suitable steward of the most powerful nation on the planet."

Normally, you'd think this would work the other way. You know, your brother-in-law is a nice enough guy. Your sister certainly could've done worse. You don't mind the slightly rambling sports-ball discussions with him at family gatherings. He's good for looking after the kids (as long as your sister is present or reachable by cell), but you'd never invest your hard-earned money into whatever half-assed business venture he's trying to get off the ground nor would you back his run for any serious political office.

I've long had issues with the "brilliant asshole" archetype in TV and movies. It's almost always a white male (because women and minorities must be perfect) whose emotional immaturity and overall jerkass behavior we're told to overlook because they're so goshdarned awesome. Do you want some PC "cuck" or do you want Dr. House to figure out that the MS symptoms you're suffering are really just because you ate a stale doughnut? Sherlock Holmes doesn't have time for your feelings or social niceties -- not while he's solving mysteries and being dreamy.

Trump, however, isn't "brilliant." He's just a guy who says "nigger." They're hardly a scarcity in the market. You don't even have to venture out to a klan rally to find one. You can order online -- same day social media delivery.

Williams argues that Trump didn't use the word "nigger" when he was in the "office of the president." It was just some youthful indiscretion when he was almost 60. I don't even know where he's going with this. Does he think Trump has changed? He routinely insults and belittles black people. He also calls black NFL players who peacefully protest "sons of bitches." Was that his way of weaning off calling us "niggers"? Has he been wearing a "nigger" patch on his arm to control his cravings for the racial epithet?

"He used the word in his personal life," Williams said. (It was actually in a workplace context -- SER) "Now if he were president and were to go on TV and use the n-word, I'd have a major problem with that."

It's heartening repulsive to see that Williams draws the line at Trump holding an official "nigger" press conference. I think once we reach that point, Trump will probably also reveal that his buddies on the Supreme Court discovered a typo in the Thirteenth Amendment and black folks' work-life balance will start to really suffer.

"I will always say using the n-word is wrong, and it's bad, and should never be accepted in our society. But just because (Trump) might have done it years ago, not as our president, doesn't mean we need to continue to berate him because he used it," GOP state Sen. Michael Williams, who is white, told CNN's Victor Blackwell on "New Day Saturday."

Blackwell, who is black, had to sit there and listen to this crap from a white elected official who is just 45 years old. You know, the word "nigger" doesn't even appear in the Dred Scott decision, for example, but that's not necessary for reasonable people to understand that it was racist as hell. We all know Trump is racist, but now Republicans can't even repudiate the worst demonstrations of his racial animus. The first black president hasn't even been out of office for two full years and already "nigger" is being redefined. What would once end a campaign in its tracks when Blackwell and I were growing up is now just an "oops, my bad."

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