Trump Idiots So Unemployable They Might Have To Work For Trump
Let's check in on the former occupant of the White House:
Trump has now established the "Office of the Former President," which is run by former White House aides and "will… https://t.co/qcjRudLcmY— Kaitlan Collins (@Kaitlan Collins)1611617183.0
Great, totally cool, sounds normal. He's hiring his former aides as secretaries to write the tweets he's not allowed to send and whatever "work" he decides to not engage in as a disgraced former president, one to whom the law is probably about to catch up any day.
Let's check in with the former employees of the former occupant of the White House:
That's Politico on Monday, telling a story about those who reap what they have sown. If we put those two stories together, we can only assume that what's going on here is that the Trump hangers-on, the losers who stayed in Daddy's lap until the end, are completely fucked and unemployable, and Daddy is, we guess, hiring some of them as secretaries.
Like Mark Meadows, the Trump chief of staff who literally left Congress to go be Trump's manservant:
Two people familiar with his thinking said Trump's former chief of staff Mark Meadows, who spent seven years in the House of Representatives before joining the White House, was even considering a position at the Trump Organization because of a lack of options.
Hahahahahahahahaha, you hate to see it.
Will the Trump Organization even exist after New York Attorney General Letitia James is done with him? We are just curious.
The Politico piece is full of deliciousness.
Johnny McEntee, the mini-fascist Trump bodyman we used to call "Hot Johnny" because, despite his fascist tendencies, he is hot, has abandoned Trump. Hope Hicks too. Or at least they didn't go to Florida with him. Those two have a way of popping back up though, like whack-a-mole, or herpes.
Many other aides have left his side, eager to start anew far away from their former boss. White House aides and administration officials who once relished their West Wing perches have jetted off on remote getaways — cashing in on a mountain of unused vacation time. Others are frantically asking former colleagues for help finding work as they prioritize their own careers over whatever chapter Trump is planning for himself.
We guess the ones currently on vacay will turn into "frantically asking former colleagues" for help, once they're done with vacay and have to face reality.
Politico reports that some of the Trump idiots who had gotten job offers got those job offers taken away after Trump incited a domestic terrorist attack on the Capitol on January 6. "They're really fucked," says a Republican strategist Politico talked to. And wouldn't you know it, but they were warned to GTFO, but they just had to stay with Daddy, like goddamned idiots. The Republican strategist continued:
"The Hill scramble, one of the few places where they'd be welcomed, already happened a month or so ago… They were told over and over to take their hand off the hot stove, and they didn't want to listen."
Oh well, maybe they'll get jobs or maybe they'll be cancel cultured from jobs for the rest of their lives, we really don't care do U?
Maybe Betsy DeVos can invite them to an Amway party and see about getting them on her downline.
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