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Back in the long-ago days of 2014, the House Intelligence Committee investigated the terrorist attacks in Benghazi. It was one of at least 10 Congressional investigations, and -- like every other Congressional investigation -- found that Hillary Clinton did not in fact scale the wall at the CIA annex to murder Ambassador Chris Stevens, as she is wont to do. Nor did she grab American personnel by the scrotums and demand that they stand by helplessly and impotently and watch it all buuuuurn. Which is just what a GOP committee investigating Hillary Clinton and all her bloody treasons would say!

Now ex-Rep. Mike Rogers, who chaired the committee, has been booted from Donald Trump's transition team, where he was advising the president-elect on national security.

While much reporting on Rogers's ouster is focusing on his loyalty to Chris Christie, and how Chris Christie once actually investigated a Republican and put him in prison (that Republican being Donald Trump's son-in-law's felon grifter lawbreaking jailbird dad), well, not so fast says the Weekly Standard!

While others are reporting that Rogers was pushed out because of his alliance with ousted transition chief Chris Christie, sources tell THE WEEKLY STANDARD that the Trump transition team grew skittish about Rogers over concerns about the former congressman's Intelligence committee report on the September 11, 2012, attack on the U.S. consulate in Benghazi. The transition team's executive committee discussed the 2014 Rogers report, which most of his fellow Republicans on the Intelligence committee did not endorse, on its first conference call on Saturday.

So which do we believe? Rogers was pushed out for his alliance with a man who prosecuted Donald Trump's family member for breaking a few tiny laws, or Rogers was pushed out for not trumping up a charge to LOCK HER UP?

Yes.

[WeeklyStandard]

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If the facts are against you, argue the law. If the law is against you, argue the facts. If the law and the facts are against you, pound the table and yell like hell. And if that doesn't work, just make shit up.

Talking hairpiece Jay Sekulow went on Chris Cuomo's CNN show Wednesday night to barf out the latest Trumpland nonsense on the Russian WITCH HUNT. Remember way back in May, 2017 when Donald Trump told Lester Holt about that hilarious time he fired James Comey to murder the Russia investigation?

"I was going to fire Comey knowing there's no good time to do it. And in fact when I decided to just do it, I said to myself, I said, 'you know, this Russia thing with Trump and Russia is a made up story, it's an excuse by the Democrats for having lost an election that they should have won.'"

Did you think that meant he actually fired Comey TO MURDER THE RUSSIA INVESTIGATION? Watch and learn, kids!

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In the words of the great Tammy Wynette, sometimes it's hard to be a woman. This week has been such a time for many of us out there, what with the impending prospect of seeing yet another sex predator who wants to take away our reproductive rights getting confirmed to the highest court in the land. Oh, it's almost like we, and our bodily autonomy, don't even matter at all.

Thankfully, several conservative columnists have graciously taken the time to explain to the rest of us why we should stand by their man. Not for his good, but for our own. Because it will be empowering. So come on gals, let's switch out our sneakers for pumps like the the working gals in 1980s movies, set up our desk salads, and just really lean in to see what they have to say!

First up, we've got Catherine Glenn Foster over at The Federalist, who wants us to know that losing our reproductive rights will empower us beyond our wildest dreams, according to the actual title of her essay.

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