Trump Wishes A Happy Birthday To Dead Domestic Terrorist

January 6

On Sunday, the friends, family, and supporters of Capitol rioter Ashli Babbitt gathered to celebrate what would have been her 36th birthday, if she hadn't died while climbing through the smashed window of a barricaded door in hopes of invading Congress and overthrowing the government. It was quite the affair, with many impassioned speeches that did not make a whole lot of sense, songs, and a very special appearance from none other than Donald Trump.

Well, not an in-person appearance or anything. But he did record a video for the event in which he called her a "truly incredible person" and offered his "unwavering support" for her family.

And it goes:

She went to Washington to help us see the light, like the millions that had also heard the call.
But the Democrats that took our love away, you know they shot her, they shot her down. Pelosi! Schumer! Harris! Buh Buh Buh Biden!
They shot her down.
I heard a lot of talk from those same people, they're telling us now, we can't say, say her name
We have any people out here that agree with that? I don't think so!
So we're gonna say her name and we're gonna say it loud and clear.
Ashli! Ashli! Ashli! Ashli! Ashli! Ashli!
She went to Washington to help us see the light, like the millions that had also heard the call.
But the Democrats that took her love away, you know they shot her, they shot her down. They shot her! They shot her!

To be fair, I would also be mad if Nancy Pelosi, Joe Biden, and Kamala Harris all shot a lady for no good reason and then barred people from saying her name ever. That, however, is not a thing that happened outside of this guy's fertile imagination. Too bad he has yet to figure out how to channel that creativity into song lyrics or chord progressions.

You know, it is actually sad Ashli Babbitt is dead. Because it's sad that Ashli Babbitt ended up being Ashli Babbit and that her life choices and who she chose to believe in led to her climbing though that window that day. None of us should wish that on anyone.

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