TSA Help Wanted Ads Printed On Pizza Boxes


If you can figure out how to order a pizza and then get the pizza out of the box and into your gut, then you've got all the mental skills necessary to be a TSA groper and iPhone thief:

Our former sister site Consumerist writes:

The ad, touting a "career where x-ray vision and federal benefits come standard," is for TSA security officers at Washington-Dulles International and Reagan National Airports and is apparently popping up on pizza boxes around our nation's capital.

Lots of hilarious/sad pictures over at Federal News Radio.


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