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Tucker Carlson Spotted Naked

This week, John Paul Stevens, Jeri Thompson, Chris Wallace and Tucker Carlson were all spotted being various degrees of famous at various places by our spies and operatives. Voyeuristic fun, as always, is after the jump.


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* I just (1/17) saw Supreme Court Justice John Paul Stevens at the oral surgeon's office. Exciting, I know. I think I gained about 500

dork points for a) knowing who he was, and b) caring. But, hey, it must mean that my oral surgeon is good, no?

* Potential First Hottie (as if) Jeri Thompson and FAUX News "journalist" Chris Wallace flying in First Class from Charlotte NC to Washington DC (Reagan National) on January 11th, Chris sitting in the row behind Jeri. In a brief conversation with Mr Wallace Jeri said, of husband and future Leader of the Free World (as if:part deux), Fred, that he is "a big nerd". Ms Thompson looked her usual well put together self.

* I saw an annoyed-looking Tucker Carlson talking to a valet outside The Palm in Dupont. He was sans bow tie, but his hair was quite fluffy.

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DING DONG THE WITCH IS ... quite likely to land on her feet. But for today, the New York Times reports Dana Loesch is out of a job, the latest casualty in the war between the NRA and its longtime advertising company Ackerman McQueen. But every cloud has a silver bullet lining, since Dana will have more free time now to spend on her favorite hobby. We can't wait to see which cartoon character she photoshops Klan hoods onto next. Maybe she'll branch out and start putting Nazi armbands onto Buzz Lightyear. Oh, we would be so triggered!

As one of the most visible characters on NRATV with literal hundreds of viewers for each of her fascist rants, Dana Loesch was a tireless advocate for the gunhumpers lobby, always ready to call out "tragedy dry-humping whores," threatening to "fist" or perhaps "fisk" the New York Times, and expressing her hope that the Mueller Report would die in an "AIDS fire."

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With the first Democratic debate coming up tonight (join us here for livebloog, dummies!), Elizabeth Warren is out with yet another policy proposal, this time to guarantee that all Americans have the easiest possible access to voting in federal elections. A good bit of it overlaps with the House Democrats' proposal, earlier this year, to guarantee voting rights. But Warren goes even beyond that ambitious plan a bit, because she is a badass who wants elections to be fair and free from computer hacking -- and from less exotic forms of fuckery. Needless to say, her insistence that all Americans should be able to vote will be decried as some kind of power grab, because that's what it is: a plan to grab power away from the Republicans who have engineered electoral advantages well beyond their actual support among Americans. You can see the bumper stickers now: FAIRNESS ISN'T FAIR.

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