Tucker Carlson Spotted Naked

This week, John Paul Stevens, Jeri Thompson, Chris Wallace and Tucker Carlson were all spotted being various degrees of famous at various places by our spies and operatives. Voyeuristic fun, as always, is after the jump.

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* I just (1/17) saw Supreme Court Justice John Paul Stevens at the oral surgeon's office. Exciting, I know. I think I gained about 500

dork points for a) knowing who he was, and b) caring. But, hey, it must mean that my oral surgeon is good, no?

* Potential First Hottie (as if) Jeri Thompson and FAUX News "journalist" Chris Wallace flying in First Class from Charlotte NC to Washington DC (Reagan National) on January 11th, Chris sitting in the row behind Jeri. In a brief conversation with Mr Wallace Jeri said, of husband and future Leader of the Free World (as if:part deux), Fred, that he is "a big nerd". Ms Thompson looked her usual well put together self.

* I saw an annoyed-looking Tucker Carlson talking to a valet outside The Palm in Dupont. He was sans bow tie, but his hair was quite fluffy.


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