Wow, the 2008 St. Paul (Minneapolis) Paultardpalooza just got even better, because former MSNBC star Tucker Carlson is a "big Ron Paul supporter" and he's the "emcee" of the September 2 rally for the Campaign for the Liberty of Dr. Ron Paul's Re-EVOL-o-lution! We've already secured a couple of special tickets. Which two Wonkette staffers should be sent to the Paultardpalooza Target Center Celebration, as punishment, and what sort of fun stunts should they attempt? [Rally for the Republic]