Tucker: The Man and His Dream of Being Gene Rayburn
Smug jackass Tucker Carlson's career has hit the dreaded "Howie Mandel plateau" -- the man needs to let loose a racial epithet on live TV soon or he'll find himself in the bottom-right Hollywood Square by 2008. Tucker's about to start dividing his time between his popular MSNBC chat show, Carlson!, and a new network game show that sounds pretty much like the one Penn Jillette hosts.
It's called "Who Do You Trust" and it's too depressing to describe further. Upon its cancellation, Tucker is expected to play the wacky neighbor in a sitcom pilot starring John O'Hurley.