* Heard on the Hill:Pat Leahy single-handedly restarted his offices crashed servers. What a nerd... Rep. Ric Keller quotes LL Cool J on the House floor... There was a penguin at John Murtha's office. Why? To bribe him. [Roll Call]
* Reliable Source:Newt Gingrich claims to be named after Knut the polar bear. [WP]
* Yeas and Nays: Man buying up, sitting on insane Obama-related web domains... The guys we're holding forever and ever without charges in Guantanamo have funny complaints. [Examiner]
* Shenanigans:Rep. Tom Price proves that he'll comment on anything by commenting on Paris Hilton... GOP staffers on Ways and Means Committee are so bored, they're placing bets on how fast they can run. [Politico]
* The Sleuth:Tweezerman. He's running for President. [WP]