It seems like just a million years ago when the 2006 midterm elections left the GOP crippled and destroyed. Ah, Cocktober and Blovember of yore, how we miss ye! Not really. But guess what? The campaign that began on November 8, 2006 is now over, pretty much! It is Election Day!

So here is what ye shall do: Help your brother, etc., unless your brother is Joe McCain. Go vote, ye, at the place where ye shall vote. (Here is ye Google Maps app.) Be not drunk with wine -- be drunk with everything. Don't ye drink & drive, etc.

See you in a few hours, friends! Thanks for hanging out with Wonkette for these many long years of weirdness.

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