Unemployed Snowbilly With Knocked-Up Teen Daughter Is America's New Hero
We never ever ever ever have any idea whatEsquireis going on about, with this "Man of Now" or "Women With Boobs" or "Oh Christ She Is Really Amazing-Looking Isn't She?" or whatever, but everybody loves to laugh at Alaska's "first dude," now being stage-managed byScientologist weirdos Greta Van Susteren and her husband, Xenu da Squib, so here you go, it's Todd Palin, just cold goin' bonkers while Anger Bear is out of town executing wolves or stealing entire cargo ships of luxury goods. [ Esquire ]