Union Thugs Get Greasy Hands On College Sportsball
The National Labor Relations Board handed down a 24-page decision saying Northwestern University sportsball players are employees of the university and may form a union. Quarterback Kain Colter has been the face of the pro-unionization campaign. It's no surprise this happened in Chicago, one of the last bastions of organized labor activity with balls.
Let's dash any hopes of a fancy lawsplanation right away. That is the forte of Supreme Happy Nice Time Person Lawyerin' Lisa. We are more into knee-jerk reactions to headlines and speculation based on free association tromps through terrible prejudicial caricatures that help us cope with the world (plus a dick joke, maybe).
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Close but no cigar.
Of course, you know what this means: higher tuition.