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Unliked Pundit Mark Halperin Is Suspended From TV, World Happy Now

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Mark Halperin is that guy nobody likes who writes/jabbers about politics and Washington. In this way, he is alsoevery pundit jabbering about Washington and politics on the cable news, but he is also especially awful. So the world rejoiced a few minutes ago when MSNBC suspended Halperin for calling Barack Obama a "dick." This is what Halperin said, on live television: "I thought he was kind of a dick yesterday." Well sure, everybody thinks Obama is kind of a dick, or totally a dick, but in every case "a dick," but one cannot say this on the teevee, so good-bye forever, Mark! Video? Yes, we have video.


Joe Scarborough and his co-host, Mika what's her name, both fall into fits of terrified giggling, with equally imaginative responses like, "Wow, wow, woah, just yeah, woah, that was, wow, oh boy," because this is what is called "rich white people humor." Naughty words!

But Halperin did not call Obama a Muslim, Kenyan, racist, socialist or Hitler, so technically we would call this an "elevation" of discourse.

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It was bound to happen. We're now watching Republican congressmen react to Donald Trump sitting in the Oval Office and saying "RUSSIA IF YOU'RE LISTENING" during an interview with George Stephanopoulos, literally inviting hostile foreign powers to attack the 2020 election for him like Russia did in 2016. And if you thought there wouldn't be at least one of them to say the quiet part loud and state for the record that crime is good if it helps Republicans win, then you haven't been paying attention to the Republican party in quite a while.

Enter GOP Rep. Chris Stewart of Utah, who sits on the House Intelligence Committee, AKA the committee whose members really should know better, even the Republicans, but unfortunately they don't because A) they're idiots and B) they've been sucking at Devin Nunes's dairy cows' teats (ALLEGEDLY) for too long:

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