Upcoming National Press Club Events: Meet The Proudicans!

In the event that Iranian Space Monsters bomb everything in the entire world and Internet tonight except the National Press Club, you may consider attending its lecture tomorrow from this Presidential Candidate of the "Proudican" party, where he will explain his unique "prolutions," which are either "progressive solutions" or "masturbatory conspiracy salons." [National Press Club]


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