Update: NY Court Snubs Hairdressers
Well, that's that over and done forever and ever, right? The NY State Court of Appeals decided this morning that the idea of Anderson Cooper trading rings with... that guy... you know, that guy he's always walking around with... made them feel a little itchy, and they voted 4-2 to defray that daunting threat. So now and for all time there will be no more gay couples in New York. Amen.
UPDATE: Georgia to New York: Us too! Us too!