US Neutralizes Hilariously Named Menace to Freedom

9488_0031.jpgWonkette tipster Dave thought there was something fishy about the military's recent announcement that "the man who probably was the Taliban's foremost operational commander" was killed by Afghani and American troops last weekend:

Mullah Dadullah"? Are they serious? Fuckin' Mullah... Dadullah? Please! It's like the guys at the Whitehouse Office of Just Making Shit Up don't even care anymore.

Following Dadullah's death, the Pentragon has announced that its next high profile targets include Sheik Duhdeik, Radical Cleric Boderek, Monk Badonkadonk, and Ayatollah Assahola.

Key Taliban Leader Is Killed in Afghanistan in Joint Operation [NYT]


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