• There's nothing more compelling than an idea whose time has come. [New York Times]
  • Someone may have mentioned to the President that there was an issue with the security contractors. Maybe more than once. [Washington Post]
  • Hey, listen, better luck next time Rudy. [New York Times]
  • Campaigns have people trolling the comments pages of political sites? We havent fucking noticed. [Wall Street Journal]
  • Hey, Huck, we knew you didn't like taxes but we didn't know that you're retarded. [Los Angeles Times]
  • Hillary Clinton would like to draw your attention to her vagina. [Washington Post]
  • Oh, so it turns out God is dead. [Washington Times]
  • But when it comes to telling the Senate just how they're spending they're money, Churches answer to a higher power. [New York Times]

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